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July 1st, 2004, 12:56 PM
#1
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July 1st, 2004, 12:59 PM
#2
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In Qu?bec we celebrate Happy Moving Day
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And I'm lucky enough to have a friend born on July first so I drink to him
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July 1st, 2004, 01:01 PM
#3
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*chugs from beer bong*
what? Canada Day?! [img]wink.gif[/img]
fireworks and booze, the greatest combination EVER!
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July 1st, 2004, 01:01 PM
#4
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July 1st, 2004, 01:05 PM
#5
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Party on!
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July 1st, 2004, 01:07 PM
#6
HB Forum Owner
"These are the Daves I know, I know, these are the Daves I know"
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July 1st, 2004, 01:32 PM
#7
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*stands and covers heart*
our country reeks of trees
our yaks are really large
& they smell like rotting beef carcasses
& we have to clean up after them
& our saddle sores are the best
we proudly wear women's clothing
& searing sand blows up our skirts
& the buzzards they soar overhead
& poisonous snakes will devour us whole
our bones will bleach in the sun
& we will probably go to h(bleep)ll
& that is our great reward
for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
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July 1st, 2004, 01:43 PM
#8
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Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse.
Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv?
No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me, for my son Stan,
He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan!
And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself
Well, Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
since Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway.
My son could of been a doctor or a lawer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too.
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us!
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July 1st, 2004, 01:52 PM
#9
Inactive Member
Blame Canada, greatest song ever [img]smile.gif[/img]
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July 1st, 2004, 01:53 PM
#10
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